Thursday, April 9, 2009

I can't believe it's not Blogger



Have you ever had an idea to write a blog that at first sounded a little dumb? Well I did, and I named it "I can't believe it's not Blogger".

Pretty stupid sounding huh? That's just the downside to a blog, but what I want to do is attempt to post why Blogger can't be beat. So this is why I like blogger so much, and for all you WordPress and other blog users out there (tough luck), this is why Blogger is best!

First off I don't really like all those other 'flashy', 'glitter bug' blogs I see -now here. You may like it, but I just think that all that nonsensey is utterly unnecessary. Blogs are to share simple thoughts and ideas, so why direct people's attention away from the matter at hand? I say a simple background, with some well thought out content is good for my taste. Real thoughts to share, without all the attention seeking glamor that most people use these days.

With blogger it's true, you can get fancy if you want but the basic layout makes it a simple way to start blogging immediately! I have another blog out-back at WordPress, but I must truthfully say they just lock you into using those 'glitter bug' backgrounds. Which I personally just don't like -you know logic when you hear it? And what's up with their control center. It's so damn hard to navigate the darn thing! I get lost -not even the elephant could remember it's way. I have much better to do with the rest of my day than get lost in a jungle of rust.

I also see these personal blogs people set up for themselves. Illogical I say! Who do they think they are? Special per say? Poppy Squawk -baaahh! If they think that they can write a better blog with all that riffraff, they must be at a dysfunction. Or have one -I speak. Heck, I bet I could write a better blog with my thumbs chopped off! And frankly, I could give a damn if nobody reads. Hell, these jewels don't come cheap and lofty not too often! My friends, I say drop a jewel and if someone picks it up well then my task is done. Even the old book says not to caste pearls before swine -my good boy.

You know every time I come across one of those so called 'high end' fashionable blogs, I say to myself "My, I can't believe it's not Blogger" and give my tut. Even if I was to spend my diamond time, I find nothing but low caliber dribble.

And Mighty Jehovah! What's the need to spend for such wasteful blogging when Blogger is and has always been free? The web is termite hill of information, no need to make things harder! And in light of this I must say, a penny saved is a penny earned. In these disturbing times, one might be thought as disturbed. Put on a snappiest vest, a write real thoughts. Reason being why I say my sir Blogger is BEST!

If you think you can best my argument with other blogs, then I challenge you to. But know I will pull no punches, and expect you to do the same.


~Today's horoscope~

Capricorn
April 09, 2009



There is no better way to win an argument than
by arming yourself with facts. So in the
course of your day today, meet each of your
challenges by doing the research that's
required. You can't be victorious unless you
prove that you know what you're talking
about. That worst thing you can do for
yourself is to speak out when you're not
completely sure what you are talking about.
It will only lead to embarrassing situations.
Put in the work you need to and you won't be
sorry.




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K. Rahmaan
Vision is all you need, everything else will come.